Brooke comes up with some pretty funny things - sometimes intentionally, sometimes not. I'll share one of each from the past couple of weeks. Please don't bring up these stories to her... she will not be happy if she finds out I posted them.
***Intentionally funny:
Brooke: Mom, can you talk to me and pretend I'm an old woman?
Me: I guess - you mean just talk to you like we're having a conversation and you're old?
Brooke: Yeah... just talk to me about anything and I'll be an old lady.
Me: Okay - Old Lady, do you want to watch the.....
No sooner had I started the conversation with her did she shut her eyes and start snoring.
Me: What are you doing?
Brooke: (giggles and snores)
Me: Brooke - what are you doing?
Brooke: You know, old ladies fall asleep a lot even when you're talking.
A few minutes later, Brooke was in front of the TV with a light saber she got trick-or-treating and was using the light saber as a cane....
Jeff: Brooke - sit down so we can all see.
Brooke: Hold on young man, I need to find my dog. Georgie!!! Georgie!!! Come back here, dog!
Jeff: What?!?
Brooke: I'm being an old man whose dog ran away.
***Unintentionally funny:
Setting - we are doing our morning routine, all making lunches and getting ready for school/work. Kara & Jeff are standing at the table making sandwiches. Brooke is trying to decide what she wants for lunch. Brooke starts looking at the bread bag Jeff has... Jeff eats wheat bread, the rest of us usually eat white bread.
Brooke: Dad, is this wheat?
Jeff: Yes.
Brooke: Can someone get me the un-wheat?
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2 comments:
I love some of the things the girls come up with! Tha old lady/old man thing is really cute! I will have to write down things they do and say here - Kari comes up with some zingers too!
great stories lol
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